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Mariah Carey getting f**k all for Christmas again

POP star Mariah Carey will, once again, receive no Christmas presents from her family or friends.

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King Herod's stressful family Christmas

I once had a Christmas when my scrotum rotted and dropped off, plunging me into several days of agonised madness.

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