McCartney irritating whole new generation
PAUL McCartney has become the first artist to irritate three generations of music fans after appearing on Rihanna’s new single.
Teenagers whose grandparents were yet to be born when Macca first appeared as an insufferable grinning fop in 1963 are now being angered by his latest gropes for relevance.
Pop historian Julian Cook said: “From the chirpy tit your granny liked in the Beatles to his period as an arsearche with Wings in the 1970s, McCartney has always been the most patience-testing musician in pop.
“He’s a long way from his ‘peak’ with The Frog Chorus in 1983, which he’d be the first to remind you is actually called We All Stand Together, but despite his advanced years he is still pretty wearing.”
The new single is widely recognised as one of the worst things that Rihanna and Kanye have ever done, with both modestly insisting that McCartney should get all the credit.