THE UK has suggested that perhaps both Harry and Megan and the Royal family could, for the good of the whole nation, shut the f**k up.
After a day of being bombarded with commentary and recaps and views on a Netflix documentary which at this stage it would be entirely redundant to actually watch, the nation has agreed that a lengthy period of silence would do everyone good.
Nathan Muir of Bedford said: “Jesus Christ, can the lot of you just f**king shut the f**k up?
“Theoretically I’m sympathetic to Harry. I prefer my wife to my boring-arse family, and I buggered off rather than stay in Wigan doing what they told me, so we’re kind of the same.
“But at this point I’ve had enough of him and his bloody bird. For me they can piss off and do whatever wonderful virtuous shit they like as long as they keep f**king quiet.
“And yes, while Kate and Wills don’t make documentaries they’re not shy of putting their own tedious gripes across in the media, and I’ve had enough of their shite as well.
“Remember how we loved the Queen? Remember we knew nothing about her because she only bothered us once a year for ten minutes? Yeah. Learn from her. Shut the f**k up.”