HER Majesty the Queen has the sexual energy of a young Michelle Pfeiffer, it has been confirmed.
Buckingham Palace sources stressed no-one should be surprised by the Queen ‘purring’ to the prime minister because she is still a ‘highly erotic individual’.
A Palace insider said: “Her favourite thing about being Queen is the fabric. Fur, velvet, silk, she just loves to stroke it.
“And she gets very excited about state banquets, or as she calls them ‘my food orgies’. She loves it when visiting dignitaries eat with their bare hands.
“It’s decadent, it’s intense, it’s luscious. In fact, ‘luscious’ is the Queen’s favourite word.”
The source added: “The love of horses is all about sex. Not with the horses – there’s not some kind of Catherine the Great thing going on, although she is an expert.
“It’s more about the thrill of trying to contain raw, natural power and then releasing it in one glorious burst.”