Queen’s top ten songs all Lethal Bizzle

THE Queen’s top ten songs are all by her favourite artist Lethal Bizzle, it has been confirmed.

Ignoring advice from Palace staff and the prime minister to include a few Adele tunes, Elizabeth II has once again confirmed that for her there is only grime. 

Music writer Julian Cook said: “I was hopeful some other genres, or indeed even artists, might get a look in this time but no, as you’d expect it’s all Bizzle all the way. 

“Lots of new songs – Rari WorkOut obviously, Fester Skank and even the new Wobble which is perhaps a bit premature – alongside old favourites from the More Fire Crew and, as ever, Pow! at number one. 

“She’s nothing if not consistent.” 

The Queen said: “Lethal B is a genius urban storyteller, he’s this generation’s George Formby. Besides his outstanding musical output I really enjoyed his beef with N-Dubz because I think Tulisa is a right skank.

She added: “Grime will never die.”