THE Queen’s top ten songs are all by her favourite artist Lethal Bizzle, it has been confirmed.
Ignoring advice from Palace staff and the prime minister to include a few Adele tunes, Elizabeth II has once again confirmed that for her there is only grime.
Music writer Julian Cook said: “I was hopeful some other genres, or indeed even artists, might get a look in this time but no, as you’d expect it’s all Bizzle all the way.
“Lots of new songs – Rari WorkOut obviously, Fester Skank and even the new Wobble which is perhaps a bit premature – alongside old favourites from the More Fire Crew and, as ever, Pow! at number one.
“She’s nothing if not consistent.”
The Queen said: “Lethal B is a genius urban storyteller, he’s this generation’s George Formby. Besides his outstanding musical output I really enjoyed his beef with N-Dubz because I think Tulisa is a right skank.
She added: “Grime will never die.”