Royal family’s benefits withdrawn

THE Royal family has had its benefits sanctioned after Prince Harry admitted none of them wants the top job. 

The claim, made in an interview, means the entire family has been hit with a six-week sanction for intentionally refusing work in violation of their signed claimant commitments.

An adviser at Fulham Jobcentre Plus said: “I have Harry in here every week telling me he’d love to become monarch of Great Britain and the Commonwealth, but there’s only one position and it’s filled.

“Same for William, Charles, the lot of them. They fill out the action plans and turn up for the employment training schemes, but somehow there’s never a position that ‘suits their experience’.

“I knew full well they were swinging the bloody lead, but I couldn’t prove it until now. We’ll see how Royal they are without their free money sucking off the state.”

Prince William said: “He had to open his big fucking mouth. This better not mess up my cash-in-hand.”