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Royals to follow well-worn 'dealing with nonce allegations' protocol

FOLLOWING allegations about Meghan Markle’s father, the Royal family is to follow its tried and tested nonce protocol.

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Anyone ordering pint of bitter must prove they are over 40

PUB customers will have to pass an age check to prove they are middle-aged enough to drink Britain’s many indifferent bitters.

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