Seven good reasons we need to stop making sportspeople knights

PRINCE William has said he enjoyed knighting rugby star Kevin Sinfield, but should we really keep pretending sportspersons are historical horse warriors? Here’s why not.

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Everyone strangely pleased Americans angry about gas prices but not all the other shit

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