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Getting pegged, and other perils of sex with a younger woman

A YOUNGER partner sounds great until you realise sex is different now and you’ll look like an old fart for not being into it. Will you be broadminded enough for these things?

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Royals to follow well-worn 'dealing with nonce allegations' protocol

FOLLOWING allegations about Meghan Markle’s father, the Royal family is to follow its tried and tested nonce protocol.

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