A COMPLETE list of your future master’s newly-appointed guardians.
The Undertaker Charismatic Wrestlemania champion will teach the young Prince to deal with conflict head-on and provide him with a valuable example of how the undead live, which will be useful from about 2039 onwards.
Michael Corleone The original and best, a traditional godfather who will guide the Princes hand in matters of diplomacy and mercilessly crush his enemies.
Benedict Cumberbatch America’s idea of what a posh person is like will be able to educate George in how to winningly portray a person from a higher social class without being a complete braying irrelevance.
Chance The Rapper Up-and-coming Chicago hip hop star making waves with his Acid Rap mixtape released earlier this year, whose debut album has sparked a major label bidding war.
King Harald of Norway, Prince of Schelswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksberg Gives the best horsey rides.
Galactus The Devourer of Worlds, who can imbue his chosen Heralds with the Power Cosmic, is an old pal of Williams from St Andrews University.
Jennifer Lawrence The Oscar-winning actress has signed up to play the part of Kates schoolfriend Emilia Jardine-Paterson, who was replaced after scoring badly with focus groups.
Pete Doherty The Duchess of Cambridge’s favourite 00s indie performer will provide first-hand experience of the British justice system, our punitive penal code, the failing war on drugs and life in the age of Dickens.
Arm Holdings Cambridge-based microprocessing giant behind the smartphone revolution has paid a reported £220million over 18 years to be a godparent to the new Prince.