What to do if you've overdosed on Meghan and Harry: an emergency guide

HAVE toxic levels of Harry and Meghan coverage entered your system? Is it in danger of shutting down? Our guide could save your life.

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The art of pissing on your chips, by Piers Morgan

ONTO a good thing? Want to completely f**k it up for yourself by going too far? Let me, the expert, show you how it’s done. 

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