THE Duke of Cambridge has abandoned his wife after bonding with an erotically-shaped coconut, it has emerged.
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FORMER Metropoltan Police commissioner Sir Paul Stephenson ‘had no idea’ Champneys was a luxury health spa when he agreed to go there for a three week-long freebie.
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