A SWINDON woman is unsurprised that Vernon Kay and Tess Daly have separated, because 16 years ago he sent numerous explicit texts to a Page 3 stunner.
Marketing manager Carolyn Ryan believes the ‘writing was on the wall’ back in 2010 and does not see why the couple allowed their ‘sham of a marriage’ to ‘limp on’ as long as it has.
She continued: “A relationship can’t recover from that. They’ve kept it behind closed doors since Gordon Brown was in power, but I wasn’t fooled.
“Every time she saw his lying sneer, she’ll have been thinking about those text to Rhian Sugden. Was it her huge breasts he was attracted to, or the sheer overwhelming Northernness of her name? Either way Tess couldn’t compete.
“They’ve clung on to save face while both being fully aware that for 70 per cent of their 23 year marriage, it’s been over. Why they’ve kept on with the empty pretence when even I, a regular OK! and Closer and Heat reader, knew I can’t say. Probably pride.”
Colleague Tom Logan said: “Carolyn’s always banging on about this shit. I spend all day hearing about the cracks in the Beckhams’ facade, that Beyoncé should just face it, and that Mary Berry has to stop pretending after admitting cheating on her husband in 1964.
“I’ve never met him, but I have given serious thought to wanking off her husband just to f**king shut her up.”
