Zuckerberg finally able to buy suit

AFTER a lucrative 2014, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg believes he can afford to buy some formal clothing.

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Epiphany means shit presents can be listed on Ebay

MILLIONS of unwanted presents are being listed online to commemorate Jesus’s parents flogging their gifts from the wise men.

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