EVERY photograph of a sunset, whether taken by a professional photographer in the Maldives or on an iPhone 6S in Llandudno, looks exactly the same.
Despite each sunset being technically unique and theoretically beautiful, experts have confirmed that they all look identically boring.
Photographer Helen Archer said: “Have you ever really looked at a sunset? I mean really, really looked? No, you haven’t. Because they’re dull as shit.
“Well done, Instagram dickhead, you’ve managed to point your phone in the general direction of the sky and produce a picture of a natural phenomenon seen by everyone every single day, if they can be arsed. Usually they prefer Pointless.
“Then you convince yourself it’s so good it must be sent to the local paper to be published alongside the other sunset pictures, especially if you’ve got something recognisable silhouetted. How special and unique, nobody’s ever done that before.
“All photos online may as well be one photo. All it does is tell us you’re a deluded idiot who’s ‘considering doing a course’ because you took a photo of something which looks good and it looks good. Stop wasting our f**king time.”
Amateur photographer Oliver O’Connor said: “Look at this shot. It’s so moody. I’ll post it online in with the caption ‘Sunset over Stourbridge, open bracket why Sophie why, why did you go?’”