Cat self-conscious about hairy ears

A CAT’S confidence is being undermined by protruding ear hair, it has emerged.

Cat Tom Booker admitted he avoids cat social gatherings because of the three inch-long hairs that grow out of his ears.

He said: “I’m barely a year old but I have the hairy ears of an 80-year-old man.

“I’ve tried cutting them but I lack the thumbs with which to hold any cutting implement.

“It’s just such a fucked up thing.”

However fellow cat Mary Fisher said: “Personally I find long ear hair to be very attractive on a male cat. It’s a sign that they’re a good listener.”

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