A CAT has been left confused by a ‘lost cat’ poster because the cat in it is quite hot.
Cat Wayne Hayes noticed posters appearing on lamp posts in his territory, headed ‘Help us find Rainbow – is she in your shed?’ with a picture of an attractive black and white cat underneath.
He said: “Although I cannot read, I know a good-looking cat when I see one.
“I can only assume that it’s some sort of Playboy-type pin-up – after all, the cat is fully naked – or that this hot female cat is touting herself for modelling work.
“Either way, it’s certainly brightened up my day. Hubba hubba.”