Dog don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump ’n grind

A TERRIER humping a stranger’s shin has described how his mind is telling him no but his body’s telling him yes.

Yorkshire terrier Tom Logan pounced on the visitor’s leg and grasped it with his surprisingly powerful forepaws.

He said: “I’ll love you like you need to be loved. No need to look no more, because I’ve opened up the door.

“You need someone like me, to make love to you constantly.

“Lady, spend the night.”

However, 38-year-old Roy Hobbs, the object of Logan’s affection, said: “Get the fuck off.”