BRITAINS cigarette addicts have confirmed that no amount of bad weather will stop them inhaling carcinogens.Come rain or shine
With snow and sub-zero winds predicted, smokers said they would be having their fag break even if there is a cyclone with cows and buildings swirling around in it.
Sales co-ordinator Stephen Malley said: I’m in that office for hours at a time, staring at a computer screen, hating everything about the day.
So if you think a bit of rain, thunder or a mild blizzard will stop me going outside for a smoke, you are very much mistaken.
And if you think I should maybe try an electronic cigarette instead, I would suggest you maybe switch to decaffeinated coffee. Yeah.
Hospital patient Nikki Hollis agreed: Major surgery hasnt stopped me from enjoying hourly gaspers in the bus shelter, so Im damned if something as paltry as 16 feet of snow is getting in my way. I am literally burning my way through all obstacles.
Non-smoker Roy Hobbs said: I might be likely to live a lot longer than them, but I wish I had something in my life I was that passionate about.
They are, in their modest way, heroes.