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Female panda 'just wants to stay friends'

THE UK’s panda breeding hopes are in shreds after female Tian Tian announced she likes her prospective partner as a friend.

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New owl created for menopausal craft enthusiasts

A NEW species of owl has been created for people who sell things on craft websites.

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