Geese think they are hard

GEESE are inexplicably convinced that they are hard as nails, it has emerged.

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Viewing naked celebrity pictures ‘same as watching the news’

MEN have convinced themselves that looking at naked celebrity pictures is a legitimate part of keeping up with current affairs.

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