Iceberg four times bigger than London also four times nicer than London

AN ICEBERG that has broken away from Antarctica is four times the size of London and also four times more hospitable, experts have confirmed.

Scientists who examined satellite images of the iceberg found that it had no restaurants, bars, shops or services of any kind and still provided a much better quality of life than the UK capital.

Researcher Dr. Mary Fisher added, “After visiting London for a seminar our first reaction to the iceberg was ‘oh, well, it could be a lot worse’.

“Looks like you can get a pint on there for less than a fiver and the iceberg version of Camden isn’t full of twats.

“It’s probably full of penguins.”

“Who are naturally cool and don’t have to get piercings through the back of their necks and wear stupid baseball caps to prove it.”