THE Green leader re-posted an image of a man wearing a guillotine T-shirt on social media. Is that because he secretly loves lopping heads off?

Eleanor Shaw, business analyst: “If that’s what Nigel Farage says then yes, Polanski is a bloodthirsty maniac. He would never blow a story out of proportion for his own benefit.”

Wayne Hayes, sewage inspector: “Guillotines are an eco-friendly execution method so I couldn’t care less. He’s stuck to his principles and that’s what’s important.”

Susan Traherne, unemployed: “Clearly. If a hastily-deleted post on the arse-end of Instagram isn’t an insight into his Patrick Bateman-like personality then I don’t know what is.”

Jack Browne, butcher: “Of course not. However he does want to legalise drugs and tax the wealthy, which I personally find much more disturbing.”

Helen Archer, teaching assistant: “Either way it doesn’t matter, he’s encouraged people to harm Nigel Farage. Nobody’s ever thought of hurting that universally-beloved man before now.”