Man swimming with dolphins thought they would do more

A MAN swimming with dolphins thought they would do more, he has confirmed.

Tom Booker travelled to Florida to achieve his dream of spending time in the water with wild dolphins, only to be disappointed when they behaved exactly as expected.

Hayes said: “I’ve always wanted to swim with dolphins, but now I’m here it’s quite shit if I’m honest.

“All they’re doing is moving around in the water, and not even that fast. I’ve tried asking them to do some tricks, but they’re ignoring me.

“You’d have thought they’d have put some flaming hoops up or something. I’ve come all the way from Bracknell.

“I should have thought about how boring swimming is before I came.”

He added: “I thought dolphins would have these unique human-like personalities but the only real difference is that some of them are bigger than others.”

Dolphin Helen Archer said: “We’re not exactly thrilled about it either. He’s pissed in the water three times.”