Man who added ‘w/air-con’ to Tinder bio cleaning up

A BACHELOR who added ‘w/air-con’ to his Tinder bio has never had so much sex, he has confirmed. 

Nathan Muir had previously enjoyed little success on the dating app but is now apparently so attractive that beautiful women are desperate to go back to his place after a single drink.

He said: “The modern dating market is a jungle. A hot, steamy jungle full of women desperate for an oasis of cool.

“I’m not an idiot. I know they only want me for my multi-split 12,000 BTU inverter air-con units in bedroom and lounge, but who’s to say that won’t turn into love?

“Two separate girls have told me that’s the best sex they’ve had in six weeks. I’ll take that. And they always, always stay the night.”

Marketing executive Francesca Johnson said: “Nathan? He’s kind of a dickhead, but I live in an eighth-floor flat without opening windows. I’d bang Piers Morgan right now if he had air conditioning.

“Women do need to watch out, though. There’s a lot of blokes who say they’ve got full air-con on Tinder and you get back and there’s just an oscillating fan.”