Man's pockets just filthy bins
A MAN uses his pockets exclusively as a place to store his rubbish.
Tom Logan’s trouser pockets currently contain assorted stale food, a crushed juice box, a condom wrapper and six toenail clippings.
Logan said: “I just don’t see what else I would use them for. They’re pretty much tiny bags, and I often have tiny rubbish to dispose of.
“Do you think people had mobile phones in the 1950s? No, they didn’t. So what were their pockets for?”
Girfriend Emma Bradford added: “The used tissues are the worst. A couple of time I almost vomitted.”