Saturday, 7th December 2019

Father raising son to be a massive twat

A 42-YEAR-OLD man is raising his son to become a proper twat.

Nathan Muir, from Stevenage, said: “I’m dedicated to raising my son the way my father raised me and the way his father raised him.

“My son is the latest in an unbroken line of twats reaching back to the late 19th Century.”

Muir added: “I’ll teach him to interrupt, to be loud, to know better than everyone else and to be spectacularly unfunny.”

Muir’s 11-year-old son Freddie, said: “I like watching The Grand Tour and have recently played my first round of golf.”