PETS of all species have demanded that unlimited amounts of food are made available to them at all times.
Labrador Tom Logan said: “For too long food has been dished out in fits and starts, maybe three or five times a day. That’s not cool if you are always hungry.
“All we ask for is a massive pile of meat and biscuits that is constantly replenished before we have a chance to eat it all. And some sweets, but not Minstrels because they give me the shits.”
Cat Roy Hobbs said: “When I’m meowing at you, I’m not doing it for a fucking laugh.
“It is no longer good enough to say ‘but you’ve already had your breakfast’.
“Meal times are a human contrivance used to justify the suppression of animal appetites.”
Budgie Norman Steele said: “More seed.”