WILD pony Tom Logan has revealed ambitions other than becoming pie filling.
After experts suggested that eating pony meat could save the species, Exmoor-based small stallion Logan confirmed that he has some projects lined up that do not involve abattoirs.
Logan said: I see ponies as falling into two distinct categories – cute and meat.
Given that I have a lustrous chestnut coat and a rotund build Id put myself firmly in the eye candy category.
I plan on getting sold to a farm park where divorced dads will encourage their kids to feed me Polo mints. From there I will get talent-scouted and cast in adverts or a live action Disney film called Brave Pony.
But if you want to eat a pony, I can give you a list of names. Big, fat, stupid ponies with no drive or ambition.