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Putting heating on 'like a bereavement'

TURNING the heating on after the summer is as traumatic as losing a reasonably well-liked relative, it has been claimed.

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Your astrological week ahead with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) You’re not lactose intolerant as such but you wouldn’t want your daughter marrying one.

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