We want you to hear us having sex, say foxes

FOXES get off on people hearing them having loud sex, they have admitted.

The mammals, famed for their screeching late-night banging sessions, have finally confirmed that they are massive exhibitionists.

Fox Roy Hobbs said: “You think we have loud, public sex while humans are trying to get to sleep by accident? Please. We’re all kinky as shit.

“When we’re shagging I’m like, ‘Yeah, get a load of this, you sexually repressed suburban squares. This is what a real fox stud and a hot vixen sound like doing it.’

“We love it and we’re not going to be fox-shamed for our lifestyle. From what we’ve seen through windows, humans having sex can get pretty raunchy. Yeah, we’re voyeurs too.”

He added: “If any broadminded couples want to hook up, just leave your mobile number on a Post-it on your bin.”