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Why you should stop what you're doing and form an opinion about Ulez, by a Londoner

DON’T drive? Not in London? It doesn’t matter. This is why you must cease your provincial nonsense and immediately form an opinion about Ulez expansion:

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Man who pretended to like astrology to get laid had no idea how deep this shit goes

A MAN who claimed to be passionate about astrology to impress a date was unaware of how deep the astrological rabbit-hole goes. 

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