Recommended serving sizes told to mind their own f**king business

SO-CALLED serving sizes have been told to go fuck themselves.

Consumers have universally condemned the completely made-up values determining that three fifths of a chocolate bar is a normal amount to eat, and that four Pringles is enough.

Holding up box of cereal and a bowl, Consumer Helen Archer said: “Apparently, I’m only supposed to fill this up half way. Why isn’t it half as big then? Riddle me that, geniuses.

“A serving size is when I’m full and not before.”

Serving Size Coordinator Wayne Hayes “I have my own method for determining serving sizes, and it involves a pen, a piece of paper and six cans of strong lager.

“They can’t fire me because I’m a violent maniac.”