Maniac eats chocolate at bottom of Cornetto first

A MAN always eats the bit of chocolate at the bottom of a Cornetto first instead of saving it until the end like a normal person.

Office worker Tom Logan appalled friends after being given one of the Italian-style ice creams, unwrapping it and immediately biting into the pointy end, going against all Cornetto conventions.

Logan claimed: “It’s the best bit, a big lump of chocolate, so why wouldn’t you eat it first? How the hell could that possibly be wrong?”

However friend Emma Bradford said: “He was like ‘Yeah, of course I’ll have a Cornetto’, which was fine, but then he started eating it from the fucking bottom.

“Any sane person knows you eat the ice cream, little chocolate bits and nuts first, while gingerly whittling away at the slightly odd-tasting cone. I’ve never seen anything so weird, and I’m a doctor.

“I was going to invite Tom over for Sunday lunch but I won’t now because he’ll probably grab the chicken, wolf it down bones and all and leave the boring boiled carrots till last.”

Logan’s friends have confirmed they are now choosing to distance themselves from him in case he is into other deviant activities such as necrophilia and Advanced Dungeons & Dragons.