Massive f**king takeaway ruins romantic evening

A COUPLE’S plans for a romantic evening were left in tatters after they both ingested an inadvisable amount of curry.

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Dad loves pressure washer more than children

A FAMILY suspect their dad loves his new pressure washer more than his children.

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