A MIDDLE class woman has confused a potential suitor by counting cheese as one of her hobbies and interests.
Joshua Hudson was left baffled during a dinner date with Francesca Johnson after she simply said the word ‘cheese’ when asked what she enjoyed doing outside of work.
Hudson said: “That was all she said. Cheese. And she said it with an confident smile as if it wasn’t a completely insane thing to classify as a pastime.
“I gave her the benefit of the doubt and asked if she meant making cheese or selling cheese, but she didn’t give anything away. All she did was laugh in a patronising way like I was the one who was talking ridiculous bullshit.
“I tried to let it slide but I couldn’t focus on anything else she talked about all evening. My mind just played back her bewildering cheese obsession over and over.
“At least she didn’t say something infuriatingly vague and meaningless like she loved adventures or being spontaneous. Cheese is a definite thing, despite being f**king weird.”
Johnson said: “I don’t see why Josh is so confused. Cheese, you know what I mean?”
