Incredibly stupid times your partner decides to tell you something important

DOES your partner have an important piece of information they simply must impart? They’ll choose one of these inappropriate times to do it:

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All back to Chequers for the piss-up of the year, roars Johnson

THE prime minister has promised that his weekend residence will be open to the general public for a mass UK Christmas piss-up in December.

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