A MAN with a ridiculously high opinion of himself puts his Asda microwaveable chicken lasagne in the oven, claiming it “tastes nicer”.
Food snob Martin Bishop’s friends are sick of his preference for gas oven-cooked pre-made meals, which proves he has too much time on his hands and an obvious superiority complex.
Bishop said: “The instructions on the cardboard sleeve clearly state that oven cooking produces the best results, and some of us enjoy the finer things in life.
“I realise that using the oven instead of the microwave will result in a 900 per cent increase in the crucial packet-to-plate time, but I’m willing to put in the effort. In fact I enjoy cooking. It’s relaxing.”
Friend Tom Logan commented: “The posh bastard thinks he’s too good to eat food that tastes of plastic. What’s wrong with shepherd’s pie that’s cold in the middle, or cheese that never melts?”
Incredibly, Bishop has been seen tipping out his food onto a plate instead of eating it from the tray like a normal person. He has also been known to wait for his meals to cool down instead of burning his mouth while eating like a hungry pig.
Logan said: “Not being able to taste is no bad thing when it comes to Asda own-brand ready meals. It looks like Martin’s sickening arrogance has finally caught up with him.”