Sunday, 7th June 2020

Supermarket accidentally sells pizza with enough toppings on it

A SUPERMARKET has offered a full refund after a man bought a pizza with a satisfying amount of toppings on it.

Wayne Hayes purchased the pizza because he fancied some lightly smeared hot bread for his evening meal, but was horrified to discover a generous covering of mozzarella, pepperoni and even tomato sauce.

He said: “This isn’t what I pay for. I wanted a few paltry cheese circles all on one side and a limp scattering of pepperoni more like plastic than meat.

“Instead I got one which was covered deeply and evenly with a vast array of appetising toppings, none of which got irretrievably stuck to the plastic wrapping when I took it off.

“Even cooked there were no areas where the toppings had receded to leave bare oil-stained bread, like a beach with the tide out. And it tasted nice. What is the world coming to?”

Supermarket manager Wayne Hayes said: “We can only apologise for this terrible oversight which saw a genuinely edible pizza given to a man who was expecting a comfortingly substandard meal.

“We’ve given him a refund and a voucher to spend on cheap, tasteless, barely-filled sandwiches that taste of nothing but cold to make up for it.”