Woman takes any compliment as an insult
A WOMAN has the amazing ability to take any compliment given her and instantly turn it into an insult, her partner has confirmed.
No matter how direct the compliment paid, 32-year-old Donna Sheridan can flip it around to become an unforgivable personal insult within less than a second.
Partner Tom Booker said: “The other day I said she looked fabulous in that dress. Quick as a flash, she said ‘Because it hides my muffin top, you mean.’
“If I say ‘You look lovely today’ she says ‘So I looked like shit yesterday, did I?’ If I compliment her make-up she replies ‘Yeah, cause without it I look like a f**king hag.’
“Last week, and I admit I was reaching a little, I compared her to Scarlett Johansson. She responded 'Great, so my eyes are too far apart, I’m aging badly and I’ve got a hook chin'.
Sheridan said: “To be honest any compliments Tom gives me just make me feel guilty, as I’m having an affair with our landlord.”