A WOMAN who eats complete shit all the time is baffled as to why her skin is in such a state.
Sophie Rodriguez is flummoxed by her constant breakouts and blocked pores, despite eating 35 bags of crisps for every piece of fruit and actively pursuing an unhealthy lifestyle.
The 32-year-old said: “I thought spots were meant to be a teenage thing. But I nip in the loo at KFC and yep, there’s another one.
“Yes, I’ve had takeaway the last six nights with little to no nutrients and I make sure to drink barely any water. And every weekend I binge drink and smoke 20 fags. But apart from that I live a healthy lifestyle. I walk to the pub.
“Still my skin is basically an oil slick. I’ve tried everything – cleanser, micellar water, cucumber peel masks from Superdrug – apart from making better dietary choices and it makes no difference. It just doesn’t add up.
“I think all I can do at this point is accept that it must just be genetic and there is nothing, absolutely nothing, I can do to help myself.”
Boyfriend James Bates said: “I’ve suggested she eat vegetables or drink something that isn’t coffee, Diet Coke or vodka, but she looks at me like I’ve just slapped her and tells me to piss off. I’m not getting involved.”