VAPE shop owners are explaining to customers they only sell vapes to forever homes where they can be with loving and loyal families.
Now disposable vapes are no longer available, compassionate high street suppliers are ensuring they match the right vape to the right caring owner while reminding them of the commitment they are making.
Roy Hobbs of VapeNation said: “The days of buying a vape lightly are gone. A vape isn’t just for a stressful Monday, a night out or school. You’re making that vape a promise.
“Since the ban at the beginning of this month, we’ve asked punters to sign a binding contract to retain their vape for 22 years or the end of its natural life, whichever comes first.
“Vapes of all stages of life need love and attention, although some with shorter lifespans may show signs of decay, such as running out of e-liquid and stopping working. We do repairs and euthanasia is 30 quid.
“And if you’re buying a vape for someone younger keep in mind that they don’t stay juiced up and flavourful forever. The lifespan of a vape comes with natural changes that you have to be prepared for.”
Local madwoman Margaret Gerving, aged 78, said: “I’ve turned my home into Aberystwyth Vapes in Need, caring for more than 200 disposables. As long as they’ve got a few puffs left in them they deserve happiness.”
