A MIDDLE aged man who received his second jab yesterday has demanded all lockdown restrictions end immediately.
Tom Booker, aged 47, received his second dose of AstraZeneca and unrelatedly decided that social distancing should stop, masks should be banned and everything just return to normal.
He said: “It’s about time we stood up to this virus and said ‘No’. No, we won’t live like mole-people. No, we won’t cancel our parties. No, we won’t give in.
“I was telling Simon at the pub and he agreed completely. He’d tear down the barricades himself only he’s got a sore arm after his jab on Wednesday.
“It shouldn’t be older fellas like us doing this. Where are the young ones? They’re not in danger anyway, hardly, but they’re all picky millennials insisting on the Pfizer vaccine. No Dunkirk spirit.
“Why are we letting one tiny virus beat us? It’s on the run now. Boris needs to open up and the consequences be damned. We can take it. I feel the power within me, surging in my blood.”
Son Kayden Booker, aged 17, said: “Okay if we hold on a couple more months, Superman? Fucksake.”