VACCINE sceptics are now condemning Lemsip, the popular lemon-flavoured cold and flu remedy, as government mind control.
Not content with discouraging the Covid vaccine which has demonstrably stopped the spread of Covid while reducing hospitalisations and deaths, the movement is now calling Lemsip ‘the harbinger of the New World Order’.
Anti-vaxxer Roy Hobbs said: “Battling one of the most impressive achievements of modern medicine has been a bit of an uphill battle. But turning people against Lemsip will be easy because it tastes like sweetened piss.
“We won’t need to bullshit about how Lemsip containing nanochips that rewrite your DNA and track your movements. We’ll just bring back horrible memories of downing the foul shit which made you retch when you were already ill.
“We’ve been drinking this disgusting citrus powder for decades and it hasn’t eliminated fevers, headaches and blocked noses, so it’s clearly fake.
“Even if you drink Lemsip you can still transmit a nasty cold. It’s a conspiracy to wipe out Night Nurse.”
Josh Hudson said: “Now I think about it, Lemsip was always pushed on me by women in the office I hated. The loonies are right. And the blackcurrant flavour’s even worse.”