THE entire population of the UK has moved downstairs to sleep inside the fridge.
The move took place initially because the fridge was the only place in the house cool enough to sleep in, but is increasingly seen as just handy.
Condiments, drinks and vegetables have been moved aside to make room for a duvet and pillows.
Tom Booker of Northampton said: “You want a drink? They’re right there. You want some of this leftover KFC? Just reach out your arm.
“The light stays off while the door’s closed, and that annoying buzzing noise it makes? You can’t hear that from inside.
“I snuggle up to this avocado, which I’ve grown close to during the three years it’s been in here, suck on a bottle of wine like a dummy, and drift off to a peaceful sleep knowing I’m close to everything I love.
“I don’t know why I didn’t do this years ago.”