A COUPLE who regularly enjoy cocaine cut with a range of unspecified powders are suspicious about exactly what will be in the Covid-19 vaccine.
Lauren Hewitt and Ryan Whittaker have confirmed they will skip any injections until they know it is totally safe, like the street narcotics they take.
Hewitt said: “There are far too many unknowns in a new vaccine and I’m not being a guinea pig for a substance that could end up killing me. Is what they’re doing even legal?
“Being immunised with an unknown formula is not like when we buy a couple of grams of pure coke, with its slight smell of Persil, lingering taste of soap and the odd slug pellet in.”
Whittaker added: “The danger of the vaccine is something me and Lauren debate a lot. We find we do our most lucid thinking when we’re gurning from the hit of whatever the f**k it is we put up our noses.”