DOMINIC Cummings has left the UK reeling with his foul-mouthed rants that are not wide of the mark.
After hearing about the torrent of abuse that Dominic Cummings would subject colleagues to during the pandemic, the public have agreed he was actually pretty spot-on.
Martin Bishop from Colchester said: “All that stuff about stilettos and calling Helen MacNamara the C-word was horrible. ‘Useless f**kpigs’ though? Can’t argue with that.
“Who can honestly say we didn’t call Johnson and Hancock something similar as we watched the daily briefings at home in our pants? If anything I salute Cummings’s use of the English language. ‘Useless f**kpigs’ is succinct, original and creative.”
Donna Sheridan from Frome said: “I’m trying to think of a better way to describe a government that considered letting old people, the vulnerable and minorities die but I just can’t. ‘Useless f**kpigs’ really does sum them up beautifully.
“It doesn’t get annoying the more you hear it either, unlike cockwomble or wankpuffin. And since it’s not time-sensitive you can use it to describe Rishi Sunak and Suella Braverman. I’m already calling Keir Starmer a useless f**kpig and he isn’t even in power yet.
“Does this mean I’ve forgiven Dominic Cummings? No. That sneering, eye-testing twat is a useless f**kpig and no mistake.”