THE British Ebola survivor is to return to Africa because he has another four insane diseases on his to-do list.
William Pooley’s disease checklist includes West Nile virus, Lassa fever, leprosy and the one that is caused by a tiny fish swimming up your urine stream and right into your penis.
Pooley said: “It was good to get Ebola out of the way first because it sounded hellish.
“West Nile virus has a wonderful 19th Century vibe to it, while Lassa fever sounds like a song.
“The tiny fish thing does sound absolutely mental so I’m tempted to leave that until last.
“But there is the chance the leprosy could cause my penis to drop off.”