ENERGY drinks are the perfect complement to partying too much and eating ready meals, according to medical experts.
Doctor Emma Bradford said: “I would recommended energy drinks as part of a chaotic, non-balanced lifestyle, particularly if you are trying to maintain an inhuman work rate or are getting wrecked a lot.
“They help you to keep going beyond your body’s natural limits, which is important if you are sofa surfing after a messy divorce and have no money for vegetables.”
Doctor Bradford confirmed that energy drinks were overall probably okay for you, or at least not as bad as cigarettes.
Teenager Wayne Hayes said: “I like energy drinks because they give you a buzz, and the more you drink the more you buzz.
“In an ideal world everything would give you some sort of a buzz.”