THERE is nothing 4G phones cannot do, it has emerged.
This Samsung phone has turned into a majestic lion
The incredible 4G network means that the phones can offer lightning fast download speeds as well as improving your sex life, picking winning lottery numbers and facilitating time travel.
4G boss Nathan Muir said: Thanks to 4G, you can email friends while simultaneously teleporting to the office and increasing your penis size.
Its not as though you’ll need to work though, thanks to the free money app.
Builder Norman Steele said: Yesterday I downloaded The Dark Knight Rises. It only took a nano-second, plus I was able to magically enter the film and actually become Batman in a fully realised fictional universe.
Not bad for £36 a month.
Trainee accountant Wayne Hayes said: I was in the pub when my phone sprouted legs and started talking to an incredibly attractive woman.
“I dont know what it said, but she insisted on going back to mine for mind-blowing sex. Perhaps she was impressed by the 0.25 second download time for web pages.
However, some users believe certain 4G phone features such as the ability to resurrect the dead are too powerful for everyday use.
Office manager Donna Sheridan said: Yesterday I was thinking how much I missed my gran. The phone must have somehow read my thoughts and brought her back to life as a zombie.
Not only is she all decomposed and horrible, but its going to cost me a fortune to put her in a home.